Type your note...


In Case We Need It
$7.99 + free delivery included
- Artist-designed, premium printed
- No address? Send them a link
- We print, seal and mail it for you
- They can send you a video reaction
Fast, free delivery - arrives in 5-7 business days.
Get notified on delivery day
We all have one: the dreaded box of miscellaneous wires and chargers we can't bring ourselves to throw away. This card hilariously illustrates that universal "just in case" collection with a beautifully painted jumble of cables. It's the perfect funny card for the tech hoarder in your life, whether it's for their birthday, Father's Day, or just to share a laugh.
Not quite right? Try these.
FAQ
Can I personalize my card?
Yes. You can add your own message to any card. In the Escargot app, there's also additional features like uploading your own design, AI remixing, real handwriting, delivery tracking, and occasion reminders.
How long does shipping take?
Orders typically ship within 1 business day. Standard shipping usually arrives in 5-7 business days, and rush shipping is available if you need it sooner.
Do I need the recipient's address?
No. At checkout, you can choose "send a link" instead of entering an address. Your recipient fills in their own address, and we take care of the rest.
How does Escargot work?
Pick a card or create your own, add your message, and check out. We print and mail the card for you in 24 hours, so you can send a real greeting card online without dealing with stamps, envelopes, or the post office.









